Review

New Sensations presents Big Mommy Boobs 3, a two-disc compilation of scenes totaling over six mind-numbing hours. Many of the scenes are taken from a series parodying reality TV, in which various MILFs seduce younger men. Of course there’s tit fucking. A lot of tit fucking. I couldn’t help but notice that, though they’re hot, the male models don’t have gigantic dicks, perhaps to make those titties look even bigger when the cocks are working the cleavage.

The women, all of whom are presumably older, waste no time seducing the young men, usually diving at the zipper after a few minutes of small talk. Maybe it’s because they know the clock is ticking. The men generally don’t seem as young as the age they’re trying to portray, sometimes even going so far as to nerd it up a bit.

There are amusing scenes, like the kid who’s learning big words like ‘clandestine’. Or the woman who seduces her Mexican gardener on a bright yellow couch, quite possibly the ugliest piece of furniture ever. Or the kid who delivers milk and the MILF who thinks its ironic, as her boobs are full of milk. It’s fun to watch him fuck her with his nerd glasses on.

Just as there are two tits, so there are two discs. The second disc opens with a scene in which a girl gives an impromptu singing audition for a guy she thinks is a record producer. She’s actually not that bad, and I enjoyed the visual joke that she was wearing a pearl necklace. They should have thrown a cream pie in her face at the same time. Then there’s a scene in which an astronaut, who loves watermelons, makes it with an aggressive real estate agent. “Let me suffocate you with my big mammogram titties,” she says to him.

Whether you’re a horny older broad or a horny kid with a hard-on, Big Mommy Boobs 3 is lots of fun.

 -- Paul Bellini