Review

Well, they definitely gave this thing an accurate name. Pipedream's Big-Ass Vibrating Pussy is, if nothing else, a big-ass pussy that happens to vibrate. Is it entirely realistic? Not quite. But it's still a lot of fun to screw. A little bit on the expensive side, sure. But for my cock, it's certainly worth the price.

The pros? Well, the size is pretty awesome. It's big enough to feel like a real vagina (though the details are a bit lacking - more on that later), yet small enough that it can easily be hidden in a drawer or closet. Pipedream's Mega Masturbators are much more realistic, but also much, much larger. Not something you can own if discretion's at all important to you. This thing's right at that perfect medium size. Versatile as fuck. I could even put it in my backpack (which I did, because I wanted to try boning it in a public restroom for kicks).

The pussy felt freakin' great (and had a nice "wide-open" design, sort of like a really skanky slut who's been fucked senseless by every dude on the block), but the real treat was the ass. The tighness of this thing is off the hook! It's tight enough that you actually have to bang it three or four times before it's easy to get your dick in, sort of like a real asshole. Anybody who's had their dick inside an un-gaped butthole knows that it doesn't just slide in - it takes a little bit of effort (and a lot of lube). This toy is no different. Fun stuff.

The vibrating bullet also adds a nice sensation. It's your standard bullet vibe - not too powerful, but enough to give the pussy an extra kick when you wham your lubed up dick into it.

For my purposes, this toy's biggest (and maybe only) flaw is the look of it. "Realistic" sex toys seem to always fail when it comes to the color of the pussy lips. I mean, this thing's supposed to be just like boning a real-life beave, and the size and feel of it are pretty close to the way they should be (or at least enough that I can close my eyes and believe my cock's inside a real pussah), but when I open my eyes and look down, the thing's just not completely believeable. I mean, the pussy lips are hot pink. Almost fluorescent. Last I checked, real pussy lips are more of a muted pink (and sometimes, in my favorite cases, almost a purple hue). They're not something that should shine under a blacklight. Am I wrong?

Aside from that, I'd say that the feel of the thing might be a whole lot of fun to screw, but it's not the most realistic thing I've ever encountered. Don't get me wrong - it's pretty damn good around your dick (especially while vibrating), but Pipedream's Fanta-Flesh just doesn't come close to a Fleshlight in terms of realism. But, honestly, nothing does, so I can't complain too much (until Fleshlight starts making full-size models like this).

All in all, a great fuck that's definitely worst the price. I can't give it a full four-star review because of the color and texture issues I mentioned, but anyone who whomps their boner into it should enjoy themselves. Try cumming inside it. It's fun!

 -- MEAT BALL