Review

Please note: The Ballers strokers come in three varieties, the Ballers: Bolt, the Ballers: Spiral and the Ballers: Halo. I personally sampled two of the three designs. While each offered a unique texture, they were similar enough that I thought we could get away with one review for the three of them. So there!

So, the Ballers from NS Novelties. A somewhat unusual stroker, make no mistake. While most of the strokers we see look either like a somewhat-accurate human replica (pussies, asses and whatnot) or a textured plastic sleeve (like the The Super Sucker 2.0), the Ballers strokers look more like something you'd find sitting on the shelf at your local Planet Fitness or a pop-art installation or something. Bulbous and jellylike with a shape like two tennis balls stuck together, the Ballers are certainly unique, and I sort of liked it. The fun shape makes them feel al little bit more playful and not quite as dirty as a pornstar pussy replica or something (not that I'll ever shy away from fucking one of those things, mind you). It's a sex toy that I don't necessarily feel like I need to hide in my underwear drawer, you know what I mean?

But enough about the look of the thing. Let's talk about how it feels!

The smooth TPE that this thing is made of was really a whole new feeling for me. This thing's got a rare quality of feeling super-soft and lightweight while still being firm enough to offer a decent fuck. Big kudos to the designers of this thing! The material get a damn A-plus. It felt heavenly around my cock.

I should also mention the dual-ended design. Basically, you've got two unique inner textures on each model. I personally rammed my wang into two of these strokers (that makes a total of four textures). No one texture was better than the other, but every one of them offerred something the others didn't, whether it's a little more tightness, a little extra suction or what have you.

Cleanup was a snap, thanks to that same open-ended design. Just run it under the tap with soap and water, dry it off and appy some baby powder to keep it like new, and you're all fuckin' set.

All in all, the Ballers are a gem. I suggest you purchase one and fuck the hell out of it.

 -- MEAT BALL