Review

Now, I know a lot of people out there don't enjoy their porno unless it's got tons and tons of cocks ramming the fuck out of the ladies' hungry pussahs, and I can understand that. Everybody loves a good screw. But personally, I kid of like to be able to sit back and just focus on that pretty pussy for a while. If you're in any way like me, you'll probably enjoy this flick.

I'll tell you what. Instead of giving you the broad overview of this movie as a whole, I'm just going to go ahead and tell you the best part. It happens a few minutes into Ryan Keely's fantastic scene, she peels her tight, slinky black panties off and spends a minute stuffing them deep inside her slick, well-shaved twat-hole, only to spend the next minute ever-so-slowly pulling them out from the moist heaven that lies in between those tight pink lips of hers. I gotta tell you, I nearly fainted when I watched this fucking scene, and I gotta assume I'm not the only one.

Other highlights? Well, it's pretty goddamn hard to go wrong with Dana DeArmond. I'm not the biggest fan of her new "braces" look, but shit, the lady needed her fuckin' teeth fixed. That ain't gonna stop me from groovin' on her pretty puss, you know what I'm sayin'? Watching this hellcat tear her tight little holes apart just further proves that this famed butt-slut can give it as good as she takes it (even when giving it to herself). Gianna and Lexi Belle also turn in the same high-quality killer performances that we've all come to expect from them. No big surprises there, I guess. Just lots of meaty beave to whack off to. I swear, Lexi's pussy is meatier every fucking time I see it (which is a good thing).

Georgia Jones lazy eyes and tiny tits didn't really do a whole lot for me, personally, but that's just my personal tastes. I'm usually a big fan of tiny zoobs, but this time around, I found myself yawning just a little bit. I guess that could have been because it was the movie's final scene, and I had already been whacking off for a few hours. Who knows?

Overall, this is one of the better solo porno flicks I've had the pleasure to beat myself off to. There's a woman here for just about everybody's tastes and it's hard not to find yourself entranced by at least one of these twat-friggin' dames. Enjoy the fuxck out of it. I sure did.

 -- MEAT BALL