Review

Autobiography of a Flea is a delightful adult film from the mid 70s starring Jean Jennings as “Belle”, a wealthy 14-year-old who learns all about the pleasures of the flesh from a very unlikely mentor—her priest, “Father Ambrose” (Paul Thomas). One Sunday morning, Father catches Belle in the church garden, spreading her legs for a young man; her “punishment” is to forever serve to “assuage the carnal desires” of the priests. Although hesitant at first, Belle soon craves the fleshy rod day and night and will stop at nothing to have it. The title of the film comes from the fact that the movie is narrated by none other than a flea that’s been residing in the “warm, moist places” on Belle’s body for some time. As strange as this may sound, the story that unfolds is hilarious, and often arousing as the flea recounts for us Belle’s many escapades.

And boy does she have some adventures! Perhaps the most stimulating scene for me was the one in which Father Ambrose teaches her how best to please him and the other priests. With wide, incredulous eyes Belle takes his cock into her tiny mouth and follows his every instruction, ultimately folding herself up underneath him while he sinks himself deep inside her. Still trying to teach Belle a lesson for her misbehavior, Father Ambrose then describes her sins to her Uncle Verbow (played by the ever-frightening Dale Meador). Uncle is delighted to hear of his niece’s new skills and determined to get a piece of her for himself. After resisting numerous attempts, Belle turns things around and fucks him cowgirl instead! Throughout the rest of the story, Belle’s attentions are diverted to a rather nasty scheme involving her friend, Julia (Joanna Hilden) and Julia’s father, Delmont (John Leslie). The plan ends with an orgy in which Delmont eagerly rubs his hard prick all over his daughter’s creamy white ass while Father Ambrose fucks Belle and Uncle Verbow looks on. As if all that weren’t enough, The Autobiography of a Flea also stars John C. Holmes and Annette Haven. Both turn in stunning performances—Annette’s curvy, snow white body is even more perfect when she’s stuffed up with John’s enormous member.

I must admit, I was completely drawn in by the unique story, hot actors and terrific sex in Autobiography of a Flea. It was quite a pleasant surprise; I hope you think so too.

 -- Cherry Honeywell