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Skinopsis

A shitty movie made by a shitty filmmaker about a shitty filmmaker making a shitty movie... Assmonster indeed, Mr. Zebub ... Assmonster, indeed.

At a horror convention, our gullible hero meets an independent horror director who sells him his latest video masterpiece with some super cool packaging that looks really promising. Way too over-excited to watch it, the guy is horribly let down and deeply outraged when he discovers that this "independent horror movie" is in actuality - complete and utter bullshit. It's then that the duped dope realizes that he too can make a bullshit horror movie and sell it for $30 at events like this to idiots like himself.

It's amazing how this reads like what could be the humble beginnings of a young, budding Bill Zebub before he hit the "bigtime" and developed a cult-following for his rape heavy DVDs so odious, so offensively fecal yet filled with so many hot naked chicks as to nearly make up for it all. Could this be a loose auto-biopic? Is Zebub opening the shit-encrusted, out-house door to his past? Do we even care? Are there naked chickies?

Well, there's sure to be some nudity and probably a few good laughs being that ZeBub has intimate knowledge of the material. Porn superstar Gina Lynn makes an appearance as does the singer from Cannibal Corpse and the guy who directed Mimic 3 ... Wait a minute, there was a Mimic 3??

-- Paul James