Review

Art School Sluts is a semi-linear plot-based porn with Generation X and the emo/alt crowd as the target market. It features some dirty Goth chicks that paint orgasms with their tongues and sculpt masterpieces with their pussies.

Keiko is the protagonist, I suppose. Lots of eye makeup, a pale pasty skin tone that is heightened by the abnormal, sometimes psychedelic lighting of the film. A lean, tight body, Keiko is obsessed with Band-Aids and nervously goes to her art class despite her declaration that "everyone in her class is a fucking pervert". She opens the film with a girl/girl scene with fellow freak Lili Anne.

Katja Kassin is an environmentally conscious student who, for her project, stole a moose head from a local VFW lodge, replaced it with a plush one (a fake moose head), and took pictures to show everyone for her project. She gets fucked by the art teacher, played by Kyle Stone, in front of the class. Keiko takes pictures to record the event in time. Ass-licking, doggie, missionary, oral, reverse cowgirl anal, and he cums in her mouth. Felix Vicious is a blonde that likes to block (it's a dance style, apparently). She's with Keiko and Talon (that's a guy) in a bedroom; he's on the PC, and the girls start to lick each other's pussies, then Talon's cock is double-teamed by both. Cowgirl on Keiki, pulling her hair; missionary on Felix, he cums in Keiko's mouth and she drops it into Felix's.

Brooklyn [aka Sin Serious] is tied up in an elaborate rope pattern by Q, this punk dude with a huge mohawk. A back piece and an incomplete half-sleeve of tattoos, Talon replaces the mohawk guy and Brooklyn sucks his cock. He eats her out & fucks her doggie real hard. In the background, you can see Q jerking off! By scene's end, he cums into his own cupped hand, and then he rubs his hands into his hair to style it [natural gel]. This electronic music is revolutionary to my XXX ears. Jungle, as opposed to a series of Hair Band guitar solos, a repetitive techno song, and/or or a silly hip-hop beat, will hopefully be sounding off in future XXX releases. One of the bonus scenes included from Café Flesh, a true old-skool VCA classic, will tease you into buying it with its indescribable... atmosphere- it's a fun scene from back in the day!

Emotional boys and gothic girls, gather 'round the DVD player and warm up to this new XXX that looks like it's old skool. Crazy artists. Eon McKai's Art School Sluts is a must-own for any fan of tattooed chicks performing in sex films and/or the Suicide Girls franchise- it shows an art-house sense of style and entertains with humping, vision AND humor. The style is unique, and this one should help put VCA back on the XXX map. Eon McKai's Art School Sluts is a significant DVD release.

 -- S. Kurt Chaser