Skinopsis

Contrary to popular opinion, cops are people too. So sometimes when they're going on dark journeys to depths of human evil, they need to take a minute for themselves and forget about all of the child murdering and dark family secrets and horrific disturbances in their once simple, ordered life and let loose. That's why the copper in this German pseudo-biblical, Se7en/Silence of the Lambs wannabe thriller goes to a strip club. At least that's why we thought he went, but once he gets this big-zoobed black beauty on his lap and pulling his top down, he's all like "Oh, I'm married blah blah blah." Man, what the fuck is wrong with him. No wonder he wanders around the whole damn thing looking like he's got the worst pair of blue balls since they cancelled pussy-flavored cruellers at his local Dunkin Donuts. He rectifies these blue balls with some seriously kinky fucking sex with this hottie who keeps calling a slut and whose asshole he tears open upon request. Who cares about pussy-flavored cruellers when you've got a sweet-racked slizzard basically begging you to do very bad things to her.

-- Rick Stanko