Review

First off, this is a good looking cockring so your partner will not be turned off. The first thing I noticed when I got it out of its packaging was its mirror-like finish. If you left it out on a coffee table someone might mistake it for some art-nouveau coaster. In a departure from other cockrings I have tried, this one is not round other than being a circle for your cock. I can't speak for all of the sizes, but the ring with the two-inch inner diameter is ¾ of an inch wide and about an eighth of an inch thick. The edges are all rounded, so there is nothing sharp about this ring except its appearance.

It is also surprisingly light! For all of that shiny metal I was expecting some heft to it. I have received letters in the mail that weigh more than this ring. If you planned on wearing this ring for an extended period of time you wouldn't have to worry about your balls becoming cumbersome or pendulous and banging into your thighs as you walked. It's as if someone has their hand wrapped around the base of your cock and balls (like when they teasingly withdraw your shaft from their mouth during a blowjob) and doesn't let go. Wearing this on the subway may make you want to grind up on someone, so I would recommend avoiding mass transit while you're wearing this (I'm looking in your direction, Japan).

Nothing says balls-to-ass like wearing this ring during sex. There is no way to not have your balls slamming into your partner. The visual of wearing it during sex is also interesting. The ring seems to separate your junk from your body with only a three-quarter inch band of metal. The virtual distance created by the presence of the ring makes your plumbing seem bigger, and the metal ring almost looks like it's an adapter for connecting your now-oversized genitals to your body.

I didn't notice a huge difference between cumming with the ring on and with the ring off, but that is most likely due to the fact that wearing it for most of the day had me perpetually horny. Getting off was pretty much the only thing I was thinking of while wearing it. I also noticed I couldn't stop finding excuses to "adjust" myself.

Helen Keller could clean this thing with one hand tied behind her back. Assuming you're not into some super messy stuff, a single square of TP could clean this ring off between uses. Although the packaging could be used to store it when not use, I did not choose to do so. The packaging is so much larger than the ring that it limits the places you could store it. If you stuck the original package in someone's Christmas stocking, it would probably be poking out of the top, yet outside of its box you could fit 20 of these rings in a sock.

 -- Chaft Johnson