Review

Let me start this review off by saying that I FUCKING LOVE HAND JOBS. So, it pretty much goes without saying that an all POV hand sex movie would be right up my shittin' alley, right? RIGHT! I mean, let's face it, I'm in my goddamn 30s now so that means I've been fuckin' puss for about 18 years now, and jerking off to dudes fuckin' puss for at least 20 years and I gotta tell ya - I'm a little tired of fuckin' it... and I'm tired of watchin' it. You see - as you get older, you get more selfish. It's a fact and I'm pretty sure it's one of the 10 Commandments too. So, basically God is telling you to do what I want, and all BUCKTON wants to do is GET FUCKIN' HAND JOBS... or, at the very least, jerk the fuck off to some other dudes getting handies.

It seems I've gotten off my point...

Anyway, each scene in this movie starts off with some chick telling the story of their first hand job. Some of these are sexy as fuck and others are boring as shit but fuck it, I don't whack off to talkin', I whack off to chicks doing shit to dicks. One of the cooler things about this flick is the fact that even though it appears to be an "all hand job" movie, I'll be damned if these sneaky cockswomen don't sneak in some sweet ass dick sucking as well! Fuckin bonus!

My two favorite scenes were Gianna Michaels and Dana DeArmond. Gianna - just because she literally fucks this dude with practically every part of her body (except her pussy and butthole - thank Christ) including her fucking neck! Now, that is some sweet action! Dana DeArmond - honestly, this girl has such a filthy mouth on her she could have been sitting there picking her nose, let alone handing a dude off and I still woulda cum all over the place!

There were a bunch of other chicks in the movie too, but what the fuck do I care about them when I can just watch Gianna get her chin fucked on repeat? Hey, when I'm right, I'm right.

 -- Spock BUCKTON