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Synopsis

Skeleton Key 2 packs in the boobs as it takes viewers on a homemade horror comedy thrill ride into... nonsense. Director John Johnson somehow convinced a plethora of hotties to take their tops off even though he was clearly working on a very small budget.

Honestly, we have no clue what this movie was about. As far as we can tell, the director and about two dozen of his closest friends got together, threw some silly costumes on some of them and let everyone run loose and filmed a lot of it. There's some shit about a normal dude returning to his Halloweentowne-esque hometown where evil zombies are attacking the good freaks of the town. There's a weird musical number and a gag a minute as Skeleton Key 2 works overtime to make viewers laugh even as it doesn't work at all to make them afraid. No matter, there are an incredible number of gratuitous nude scenes including one where the hero somehow manages to ger three topless chicks in bed with him to dry hump the fuck out of him while a green dude watches. Plus, lots of random boobs pop out of a random tops. Syn Devil and Erika Soleil are just two of the many women to show off their jubblies here. If you've got a lot of patience for homemade horror and find yourself soothed by bountiful bare boobs, then we recommend you pikc this up if only for the fourway.

-- Rick Stanko