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Sirens (1994)

Disney/Miramax / Year: 1994

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Synopsis

This tale of the culture clash between an artist and a preacher is like a big old naked party that you'll want to go to over and over. All of the chicks who shed their threds are amazing. They pop out of the water with their heaving and soaking wet poppers and feel up this uptight chick who thinks she's dreaming. Yeah, we have dreams like that too. There are nice long nude modeling scenes, nude swimming scenes, once-uptight chicks imagining themselves ravaged by men and naked in church. And the best part? Well, two of the Sirens who display their totally nude goods are Portia de Rossi (can anybody explain what a mega-hottie like that is doing as Mrs. Ellen when she could be Mrs. Stanko?) and still-off-the-charts sexy supermodel Elle MacPherson. The naked hottie to dollar ratio is nearly unbeatable.

-- Rick Stanko

Review

Filled with sun, sea, wine, sex and just the right amount of stimulating conversation, Sirens is like the perfect mini-vacation: not too taxing but very refreshing. Grant is an uptight preacher in the 1920s who must try to convince erotic painter Neill to withdraw one of his "shocking" pictures from an exhibition. To achieve his task, Grant, accompanied by his wife Fitzgerald, visits Neill and his lusty models, who do their best to get the couple to take the plunge into hedonism. Witty, nicely photographed and well acted, Sirens is eye candy for the Merchant Ivory set.