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Alright, so apparently some dude sells his soul to make his children’s puppet show a hit. Many years later, his great granddaughter inherits the doll that old El Diablo’s essence has manifested itself in. Of course, the doll then comes after the granddaughter’s soul, frames her for murder... all that jazz.

Possible meth head chicks take their clothing off, and offer full frontal nudity, but it doesn’t matter, because they look like someone bashed their faces in with a blunt object shortly before taping began. The plot is stupid, the production is crap, and the acting made me want to hurt myself with a screwdriver.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I like garbage film, love it in fact… but this monstrosity cannot be justified in any manner. There is nothing good about this movie. Nothing, I say! Ok… I lie. At some point one of the meth head girls finds herself on the shitter butt nekkid. She decides to put her head between her legs (thank god, that face!) and the puppet stabs her in the back of the neck. Figures these broads only look cute when they’re dying on a toilet.

I’m pretty sure this movie was made by Juggalo trash, so if you want to support the cause, or the study of how magnets work, please check out the band featured in the film “Bag of Hammers”. They have a Myspace music page and it’s totally worth your time.

*This reviewer does not suggest that you use any form of mind altering substance to make this movie better. It’s not worth it man, it’s not worth it.

 -- Flavius Ferrari