Review

Ah, the Metal Worx Double Trouble. Now this is a bold toy.

I'll admit that the design had me a little bit flummoxed at first. It's got sort of an odd shape and it's a little bit unwieldy. But really, once you get the hand of wrapping your fingers around this thing, it's actually a pretty fucking cool toy.

Let's talk about weight. This thing is damn heavy. It's a thick, solid piece of metal, and it's exactly what I'd hope to see from a line like Metal Worx. I hate it when toys (or people, for that matter) act tougher than they are. This thing talks a big game and backs it up with some serious density. Honestly, you're liable to break a toe if you drop this thing.

As far as functionality goes, well, what can I say? You're supposed to stick it in yourself, right? Well, we tried that and it worked! The bulky shape added some nice girth inside my ladyfriend (and later, my own butthole), though I have to say that the shape did feel just a little bit odd. Not bad, just odd. They're trying to simulate a "2 in the puss, one in the ass" model (or vice-versa) and there's really no simple way to do it. The temperature play aspect of it added a nice element, for anyone who likes the more extreme sensations. Hot water or a cold freezer will do wonders for this toy, though I honestly preferred the thing at room temperature.

All in all, a strong and sturdy toy. Beautifully designed and elegantly packaged. The shape's a bit odd, but sometimes that could be a good thing, right? I mean, if I wanted everything to be normal, I wouldn't be spending my days cramming pieces of stainless steel up body cavities.

 -- MEAT BALL