Review

Oh goody: two hours of gorgeous men playing Doctors, Nurses, and EMTs. Let's get one thing straight now: I'm not gonna do the obvious "funny way to take their temperature" joke. Old hat!

Apparently even in porn ambulance men have sticky fingers. Except it's not wallets our two paramedics (Kabit and Galad) get hold of, it's Babral's manmeat! Guess he's safe to be "discharged", as they both fuck him back to full health with their huge tools, in the back of the ambulance. When I broke a nail last week I had to wait four hours for 911 to get their ass in gear. Now I know why.

In the triage room Golyo (who plays the youngest doctor since Doogie Howser) examines Kacer's burst hand. Guess it's OK, but he deserves a full body exam to check for any internal bruising. Medical ethics are thrown to the four winds as the two get into some serious action, as patient fucks doc over his examining table.

In a private ward (I'm guessing - the sparse set decoration doesn't hide the fact that it's a spare room) hairy guys Kagylo and Celoz break the monotony of their recovery time with gentle kissing that leads to sweaty man on man action. Kagylo is a great top, making his partner shudder and squirm with joy throughout. Are these guys in isolation because they are bigger and hairier than the rest of the cast? I wonder...

In another room, suspiciously young doctor Fele examines muscular Acel, letting his hands delve between the sheets. Surgeon Babona walks in and reveals to Acel's delight exactly what is hidden beneath his green scrubs. After opening him up, Babona fucks him on the table whilst he worships Fele's huge member. Acel orally finishes both guys off in a memorable climax.

Finally we have an amazing foursome scene, but you'll just have to get over the lousy production values: the ambulance is parked by a plasterboard studio wall (complete with holes) and the stretcher is a lilo. But who cares - gorgeous Doc Macska valiantly gives the kiss of life to Strand, who upon reviving slips him the tongue, much to the delight of orderlies Sablon and Jarkal who fondle each other whilst Doctor Feelgood licks Strand's hairy torso and swallows his angry manmeat. Pretty soon everyone is naked and our orderlies get some welcome oral attention, before both top their respective partners. This is a truly great scene and the sight of Strand, being fucked by Jarkal, blowing Macska who in turn is fucked by Sablon is pant-wettingly wonderful. But when Macska allows both orderlies up his chute at once you'll need to call a medic yourself!

Could have used some serious medical instruments (speculum, anyone?), but this is just lightweight stuff that won't scare away those just discovering their Homo HMO fantasies.

There is no plot to speak of, and no dialog, but when the sex is this good and the good mix of men are so hot, who cares? Funny way to take their temperatures, that's for sure.

 -- Froufrou A. Gogo