Review

Blow Me: Part Two
When this camera crew ventured deep inside the seedy West Hollywood sex club "The Zone" to film some slurpy cocksucking for a porn, they wound up taping enough action to fill two movies. Thus, Blow Me Part Two, a continuation of the cum-drenched oral hijinx begun in Part One, featuring a diverse assortment of amateurs and pros, hotties and "Joe Averages," smoothies and furr-balls.

Though most of the faces and cocks will be familiar to all you dick pigs who’ve already whacked your way through Part One, this effort unveils a few new studs, including veteran stud-fucks Matt Bradshaw and Max Grand, and Joey Russo from Homo Erectus (credited here as simply "Joey" because he’d not yet been dubbed "Russo").

The camera bounces back and forth between the sixteen studs in a sex maze, most of them lined up on either side of a drilled partition, with each available glory hole occupied.

There are enough throat-cramming dicks to choke a horse, and more creamy facials than you’ll ever find at a beauty salon. One gigantic dick poking through a chain link fence is devoured deeply by a voracious cocksucker, and at least one thirsty piglet gets a tasting of another yummy stud’s thick spurt (the studio may be shying away from oral cumshots, but this one’s unmistakable). The finale is a sperm-spewing double-suck, during which two delicious twinkie boys fight over Matt Bradshaw’s mighty thick meat rod.

Technical contributions are comparable to Part One - there’s no music and the low-lighting conditions make for a soft (sometimes slightly-out-of-focus) image. One editing gripe: the memorably thick, oozing drip of one particularly gooey facial is replayed from a different angle several minutes after the spurt, and the long delay suggests the filmmakers are trying to "create" an additional ejaculation by using a different angle already seen elsewhere in the movie. (Only the most finicky wankers will be distracted.)

What else can I say? Blow Me Part Two is a cocksucker’s paradise. Got spurt?

 -- Beef Stroganoff

Giant Part Two
From the press notes: "This feature is jammed with two dozen sweaty, inked up, horse hung, hard bodied studs stroking their big fat cocks, shoving them up their buddies' tight muscular asses and cramming them down some really hungry cock sucking throats in an orgy of epic proportions. In Giant, some really big dicked guys slam fuck each other on every chair, couch and rug in the room. The scene comes to a spooge soaked climax when amazing muscle stud Billy Houston takes one mule cock after another up his beefy round ass until hot, sweaty and handsome Gil Cortez paints Billy's butt cheeks with a load of his hot seed, and Bill finally gets to blast off his own wad of jizz."