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Ever seen a set of really low hangers and felt jealous? Yeah, us too... Luckily we've got the perfect solution for those tight balls and you too can have that ball slapping sex you've always wanted. Not too heavy and not too light, if you've never experienced sex while wearing a ball stretcher, Fat Boy Ball Stretcher 2.0 is the perfect toy to test the waters. This flexible SilaSkin stretcher feels great against your skin and it also makes for an amazing solo experience. For this week only we're taking a whopping 40% off the original retail price! So grab onto those balls, slip this little guy on and get ready for some loud slapping noises.
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A cheaper version of a full-sized Fleshjack, I actually love this. Tight and welcoming, my cock explodes with just a few minutes of pumping action. And then I leave it on my desk - no one the wiser.
A little more than $20 bucks will get you this Colt masturbator. Six inches long (and stretchy), is it tight with interior ribs to tickle your cock into a twitching cum pump. It's Colt for crying out loud!
I laughed when I first tested this unique approach to blowing a load but after a 40 minute session where this toy mercilessly teased my cock so when I finally came, I was exhausted. Use only when you have the time!
EXCUSE MY FRENCH, BUT I NEED TO GET FUCKED!more >>>
Six insertable inches of ribbed (or screw-like) intensity. You will definitely know invasion is happening as each rib plops through your sphincter.
Unforgiving glass, cool to the touch, smooth in its entry. Really unlike silicone or rubber anal toys. Ahhh.....
JACK FREQUENTON'S TOP STROKERS RELEASED IN 2012more >>>
The look is a work of art - a bold chest, a sexy six-pack, two bitable nipples, a cute dick and an oh-so fuckable bubble butt and while it won't have you throwing away your Fleshjacks, its a fun toy to deposit your cum.
I accidentally added this 2012 toy on my best list - I actually do not recommend it and if I was doing my most disappointing toys of the year, this stroker would be on it.
Is this the greatest stroker of the year? No. But combine its low price, soft rubbery material and its ribbed interior and you have a cum-exploding winner. You like to jerk off and are a skinflint, this is the toy for you.
RANDY SIEMPRE'S TOP 10 ANAL TOYS RELEASED IN 2012more >>>
A prostate probe shaped like a curved dick - a dick that will pound your prostate senseless! I almost cum just looking at this one.
A straight man's cock up my ass? Well, I've been there but not with Phil Varone's powerful pierced penis! Turn the vibrations to this thick piece of meat and you are in sex toy heaven.
It's a given that a big fat cock would make my top ten list - especially if it is modeled from bearded stud Bob Hager.
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Beginner or anal slut, one can not ignore the prostate. And this little device quietly gets inserted and then finds and pounds your little prostate.






































































