Review

Listen, I don't really like sticking my cock in stuff that's not real, live, living stuff - you get me? When it comes to masturbation, I'm a hand-whacker... always have been. So, when TLA through this Kimberly Kane fake pussy at me and told me to fuck in it, I was all like - "I don't wanna fuck in that thing!" But then they reminded me that I have to do whatever they say or else they'll poison my cat... so I kinda caved in.

Later that day, I cooked a nice dinner for two - tillapia in a nice white wine sauce and whiskey on the rocks and sat down with Ms. Kane's pussy for a romantic meal. I told her about my life, hopes and dreams and we really hit it off. I commented on the texture and over-all meatiness of her labia and she asked me if I wanted to rub my wang on it.

"Sure, Kim" I said, "I'll real-fuck your fake pussy, sure."

I took her up to my room and laid her on the bed while I lubed up my schlong and whispered sweet nothings into the air. Now it was time to fuck. For good measure, I slopped some lube inside the fake pussy to ensure MY pleasure... and then in I went! And man, I gotta tell ya - IT WASN'T TOO BAD! The snatch had a nice, almost-natural texture and was nice and tight, but not too tight. I closed my eyes and imagined myself fucking the real Kimberly and for a hot minute there I was able to trick my brain into believing that I was fucking the real thing. A mere two to three minutes later I shot a boiling hot load of BUCKTON JUICE into this meaty, plastic puss and I was quite satisfied.

I'm giving Kimberly Kane 's fake pussy a solid 3 STARS. Sure, it's not as good as the real thing, but let's face it - does a scumbag like me ever stand a chance of actually fucking the ACTUAL Kimberly Kane? Don't make me laugh!

 -- Spock BUCKTON