Review

Tired of our usual choice of vegetable oil as a wank-greasener (the last prostitute we had in our bed asked why the sheets smelled like a diner), we decided to unlock the mystical secrets of Eastern-flavored sex (or at least wanking) with this dose of "liquid love." And let us tell you, this grease is pretty damn sweet. Well, not sweet in the odor sense of the word. This lube is mercifully unscented, so there's none of that problem of trying to focus on the dirty, depraved images in one's head, but getting distracted by the faint of odor of claning supplies. We smeared a healthy dose of this goo on our semi-hard cock and got to the self-abuse. It gave off a nice slickness and our hand was able to slide over our Johnson with relative ease (sometimes too much - this lube might be so effective that it cuts down a little too much on friction... which personally we need to fully enjoy spanking it.)

Unfortunately, our neighbors were fighting loudly, so we had a tough time focusing on the task at hand, so we wound up taking a little too long to cum which resulted in this Liquid Love gumming up a bit much. But, eventually we were able to lie back and pretend we were fucking some Indian chick's virgin poon which resulted in a nice gush of cummage. Between the guzz and the lube, it took a good four or five tissues until we were just slightly sticky, so while this is a pretty effective wank grease, it does take a bit of work for the clean up crew. But, we'll tell you this: we will definitely use Kama Sutra Liquid Love the next time we need to let some spunk out of our junk.. and so should you. Just make sure you leave yourself enough time before your wife/mom/wifemom comes home so she doesn't catch you vigorously scrubbing grease off your taint.

 -- Rick Stanko