Review

A pretty good, not great, but pretty good little fuck flick, Jock Strap is the story of a high school football team. Zen directs the movie firmly with tongue in cheek and the humor transcends the retarded plot. In fact, this is one porn where the plot is humorous and almost worth paying attention to. The sex is pretty okay too. (You probably even know of most of the cast.) So, you know what to expect in that department. Richards and Carrigan are always pretty good; Thrust is someone you will probably want to see more of.

Set-up like a 1950’s sitcom with funny voice-overs and the like, the sex takes place mostly outdoors, in keeping with the sports theme one would suppose. However, football and jock straps play nary a role in any of the sex. Jeffries is the coach and Pierre is his assistant. Seth Black (a far prettier boy than he is lady) performs in drag as Tiffany Twat.

In homage to Deliverance, Carrigan and Anger play seedy backwoods hillbillies who find and rape Richards. The scene is pretty hot, with Richards enjoying every minute of the attack. In fact, he offers the morons some clarity when he tells them that his asshole is no “girlie hole”. Carrigan and Anger are very effective as the sleazy attackers.

Once the captors shoot their loads Richards is soon sucking Davis’ blonde beanpole. After eating and fingering Davis’ asshole, Richards bends over and takes his third cock of the hour. He is one cute little fuck.

Another hot scene pairs the coach and his assistant. Jefferies and Pierre make a handsome couple. Both are muscular and masculine. They begin by making out in front of a campfire. Some serious cocksucking ensues and is followed by some very grown up fucking. Both guys perform well.

Thrust is a cute little punk with some tattoos and a nice cock. He plays in the woods with his buddy. The scene is pretty by the numbers. Suck 1, fuck 2, you know the drill. With a bit more creativity this scene could have been the highlight of the flick.

If you have a particular favorite among this cast you should definitely check it out.
-Scott Templeton

Notes about the DVD:
The DVD features are pretty cool. When you flick the movie on, you are in some sort of cyber café where you use your remote control to walk around. Each door leads you to a different feature. Go in one door and you are treated to a bunch of previews, another door holds the scene selections of the flick, another door has the photo gallery, etc. Tech-philes will probably really dig the set-up.
-Scott Templeton