Review

"He'll make you glad, yes, that's what he'll do,
And what he can do you'll never believe,
For he's got tricks up his sleeve!
Beware of Flipper, Flipper, he's such a lover..."
... well, I'm pretty sure that's how the song went, and it's never been so true. Trust me, I did have a hard time taking myself seriously while sporting "dolphin dick." Regardless of the ridiculous state of my penis at the time, my girl rode my dick so hard until I blew one of the fattest wads of saltwater sea monkeys in Johnny Long-stroke's history.

So here's the skinny. The box is pretty standard depicting the toy along with a couple and listed the cockring's features. Inside were the batteries (12!), the toy and two bullets. Each bullet takes 3 of the watch batteries. At first I didn't think this would fit my cock but it did stretch out. The material isn't super soft but it's not difficult to stretch and fit where it needs to go. Getting the bullets in was easy. The bullets are push button so once they're on, they are on and if you want them off, just reach down, push aaand done.

For her there are small bumps on the dolphin. She found this really good when we didn't have the bullets on. Once the bullets were on... wow that's where the hard ride came in! The tail provides some anal stimulation too which is good for me because I encourage butt-play in every session. Her orgasm, according to her was better than average.

Cleaning was easy: soap & water. I put the toy in a small plastic bag so it wouldn't collect pet hair and put it away. When it comes down to it, we both like this toy but agreed the battery life is too short and the dolphin itself could be just a little longer but it is a fun toy for sure.

 -- Johnny Long-stroke