Skinopsis

By the time Jess Franco made these two shot-on-video lesbian vampire sexploitation oddities, he'd pretty much lost interest in plot or sense altogether. This, however, is a good thing. Now, he can just throw in whatever demented, pervy little thing he comes up with.

In Vampire Junction, he treats us to a demented scene in which Fata Morgana covers Samantha Olsen's bush with shaving cream and starts shaving and licking until blood oozes out. Actually, she keeps going after the blood's oozed out. What does this have to do with the cowboys, doctors and vampires plot? We have no idea, but we don't care. The sex throughout is incredibly graphic and gratuitous and we get some middle-aged mammarials (and busharial too) from Franco's lust-inducing life partner Lina Romay. Strange, confusing and undeniably hot!

Vampire Blues sn't quite as insane as Vampire Junction (sorry no red-wigged on-camera bush shaving here) but it does fill up its running time with near-constant female nudity, graphic lesbian sex and a totally fucked-up dildo scene. Rachel Sheppard (Blind Target) plays a tourist who dreams herself (or maybe it's real who knows) getting seduced by an older hot lesbian vampire. All in all, these two videos show that Franco has still got it... and by it we mean total perverted insanity.

-- Rick Stanko