Review

Listen. There are three different styles of Zero Tolerance's new Jack Aide lubes. As you can probably imagine, reviewing them all means that I had to spend a significant portion of my day whacking off. As a result, the muscles in my hand are a little bit sore and typing it causing me a fair deal of distress. So I hope you'll forgive me for covering the full gamut of Jack Aide lubes in this one, easy-to-use review.

So, as I mentioned Jack Aide is available in three different formulas. There's Jack Aide Thin Density Lube (which you're looking at now), Jack Aide Medium Density Lube, and Jack Aide Thick Gel. Each are a decent lube in their own right and each offers their own strengths. The thin density lube is, as you may have guessed, the most watery of the group. It's thin, applies without much fuss, and if I may be quite blunt, seems to dry out sort of quickly. That's not necessarily a bad thing. It all depends on how wet and slippery you like to be when you're fucking (or how quick you tend to get the job done). For me, though, I wanted something a little bit more heavy duty, so I tried the medium.

The Medium Density Jack-Aide offered a bit more staying power than the thin lube, and it's definitely a better choice for the havey-duty masturbator. This stuff kept me slick and slippery for my entire whack session, without the need to re-apply at any point. It did the job, didn't stink, and dried without feeling too sticky. Good stuff.

But hey, it wouldn't be fair to stop there. Not when I had this thick gel lube waiting for me. Now, this stuff is a heavy duty motherfucking lube. It's thick and, though water-based, offers a more silicone-like feeling. This stuff's perfect for somebody's who's in for the long haul and plans to spend a while whacking, fucking, or screwing a stroker. Since I was on my third whack of the day, I found myself spending some extra time stroking before I was ready to blow my load, and this good managed to keep up with me every step of the way.

So which is the best? Shit, that sort of depends on your preference. But I think the medium's hard to beat. So there.