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Skinopsis

I Am Virgin, directed by Sean Skelding, cleverly parodies I Am Legend, but replaces bloodthirsty, menacing zombies for nymphomaniac sex vampires. This undead erotic comedy features terrific sex scenes, huge tits bouncing whenever they can and hot chicks in fetish-pleasing costumes.

We're not entirely sure why anyone would resist a virus whose negative side effects include getting an ugly pair of fangs and not being able to stand in direct sunlight, but also makes you extremely horny and needing to fuck all the time. Resisting this virus is basically like saying no to an invitation to the world's longest orgy. Only a fucking moron would say to something like that. Of course, I Am Virgin follows the one dude left on Earth not to have succumbed to the virus and his attempts to manage his raging hormones, but not submit to the many readily available huge-titted, horny-as-hell sexually available sex vampire chicks. As he travels around scavenging for food, supplies and porno, he gets to witness several really long, really hot sex scenes including a muff-grindingly awesome lesbian threeway and some amazing siumlated poon-pounding.

Our moronic sexually-resistant hero also gets to meet Ron Jeremy, feel up some hot sex vampire's silicone boobage and watch some hot porno movies, but we still don't understand why the fuck he would resist the virus. It sounds totally awesome to us.

-- Rick Stanko