Review

Are you a chronic masturbator trying to kick the habit? If so, run far far away from this one.

This plastic pussy delivered the most bang for my buck of all the ones I've test-driven. It comes packed with both a vag and a butthole, for double the fun, as well as a multi-speed Love Bullet to keep your dick constantly tingling. This one was sturdy enough that I could just to toss it on the bed and go to town, completely hands-free, without a care in the world save for the pure pleasure of fuck.

The box features pictures of Heather's funzone getting covered in plaster, so you know this is based on the real thing, and not just some random vag they pulled off the street. It even comes with a little mini-vag that you can carry around in your pocket and touch whenever you feel the urge to rub some CyberSkin. And it comes with a sample bottle of Cyberskin Renew to restore your toy to its original glory, after you tear it a new one.

Because you will be tearing it a new one. Because you won't want to put it down. I could write more to this end, describe in great detail the intense pleasure and buckets of cum this incredibly lifelike pussy has pounded out of me, but I'm exhausted. I haven't left the house in a while. Let's leave it at that.

In summation: Buy it. Fuck it. Rinse and repeat.

 -- Mustachio