Skinopsis

We havent's seen this one, but Mr. Skin lists Elisha Cuthbert as getting "naked." Normally, we'd be excited if a phenomenal cutie like Cuthbert were to get naked. But let's face facts, no actress of this young century has flirted with nude scenes more (at least in our minds) only to cop out with a body double than she has. You don't star in a "torture porn" (Captivity and play a porn star in a teen comedy (The Girl Next Door and leave your clothes on, only to take them off as a suicidal love interest for Christian Slater. So, if there's any skin to be had in this movie, it sure as shit ain't Elisha's. Not that we haven't wanked to her in clothes anyway...

-- Rick Stanko