Review

Hot muscle-boy sex - Czech style. Three young smooth cuties (Robert Wild, Martin Morgan and Jeff Burke - or Bruke, if you go by his misspelled credit onscreen) meet up on a sunny Prague street, chat in Czech (without subtitles) and then head to the gymnasium for some lifting and pumping. Clad only in tight boxer briefs, the three sculpted jock hunks perform some cursory weight training exercises for a needlessly long 10 minutes before absconding to the Jacuzzi for some naked soaking and horseplay.

Following some rambunctious Jacuzzi wrestling, blondie Robert’s fat uncut sword pops up out of the water like Excalibur rising from the lake, providing plenty of meat for Martin and Jeff to suck on. Robert ultimately takes a proper anal pounding from both boy hunks in succession.

Back on the streets, Robert cruises a delicious young piece of ass (Radim Starks). His silent hit goes nowhere, however, so Robert proceeds to Laundryland to do his wash and gratify himself over a hot porno mag. While groping his own bulge, we dissolve to a fantasy of a different hot blonde (Tom Sunn) receiving a full-body rub-down by a tanned and frosted-haired twink (Martin Zonare) who’s method of massaging includes stroking and sucking the client’s cock.

Masseuse twink Martin lays back to receive reciprocal head from Tom and - yowzers! - this boy packs some seriously big, veiny meat for the sucking! Abruptly we cut to the ass-fucking, with Tom riding Martin’s plentiful prick while gazing at the reflection in the mirror.

As Robert snaps out of his wet daydream, in walks Radim, the cute brown-haired piece of ass who dissed him earlier on the boulevard. Soon they’re kissing (loudly, wetly) and groping and blowing each other’s large dicks on the sofa while their laundry soaks. Robert gets his bubbly caboose banged in a variety of sphincter-clenching positions, all while Radim’s plump, heavy nuts swing back and forth and knock up against Robert’s undercarriage.

Another Jacuzzi is the scene of more naked foreplay between Steve Sanders, Ivan Rohan (a Lord of the Rings fan, I wonder?) and delectable cover boy Albert Delvin. After, they move to the sofa where they glance at some porn rags and measure their stiffened bones. Steve wields the mightiest cock, thus he gets first dibs on Albert’s sweet smooth ass. Albert rigorously rides Steve’s latex-wrapped ramming rod, then Ivan’s, then Steve’s again. The editing here is way too choppy, but at least the camerawork in this scene is consistently good (despite a singular lens-flaring issue that occurs just before a pearly cumshot), and the combustible heat generated by these three excitable stud-muffins is readily evident. Eventually, they all gush themselves off side by side for a thick ’n’ creamy finish sure to make you want seconds. And thirds…

Alas, there are a few technical boo-boo’s that must be clocked: Crystal Wave could surely use some copy-editing assistance (check out the nonsensical, punctuation-challenged title, as well as the previously mentioned botching of Jeff Burke’s name in the film’s credits); ill-thought camera placement obscures an early money shot (a key angle of the second cum-gush, very messy and delivered to Robert Wild’s back, is ruined by an intrusive arm); and since this isn’t an installment of Titan Media's ManPlay series, quickly glimpsed reflections of the cameraman are unintentional, but no less amateurish. And yet, owing to the hotness factor of the delicious cast - not to mention their all-around mutual chemistry - this one rates a solid 3½ stars.

 -- Beef Stroganoff