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Hair Force One 4

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Synopsis

These babes spent months growing their mounds of muff, resisting the urge to shave or trim that beast and now it's time for the payoff: a bunch of dudes are gonna cram their wangs deep inside those fuzzy beaves and jizz all over 'em. Sweet deal, right?

-- The Champion of Beavetown

3 Reasons To buy this film

You're into hairy puss, right?
WWII historians will be very entertained (or offended) by a certain scene in this flick.
We'll admit it - a few of these girls are kinda ugly... but that just makes it all the better when they take a face-full of jit.

Review

Fuck, man. I hate being disappointed. Especially by porno.

Yeah, this one was sort of a drag. I've been waiting for four volumes now for a crack to appear in the Hair Force One series' razor-proof, cum-laden facade, and it's finally happened. Gotta say it, dudes...this shit just wasn't up to par.

Let's not beat around the proverbial bush here (pun not intended. Volumes 1-3 were totally worthy of my puns, but not this). It's not that it wasn't hairy. It was hairy as fuck. But Christ, if that's all I wanted, I'd go pick up one of those disgusting Filmco hair movies. I grooved out on the HF1 (abbreviations rule) series because it was good fucking porn, and also because I love a fuzzy muff, but mostly because they was damn good fucks. Not so here.

For one thing, every scene takes place on the same fucking couch! Or at least that's what it looks like. Come on, groovers, move to another fuckin' room would you?
Second, what, did Europe run out of pretty girls or something?
Third, okay...some of the girls were pretty. Like that Yenna. But her scene was all done up like some stupid fucking roleplay from a WWII concentration camp, where the dude was dressed as a prisoner and Yenna's all decked out like a solider. Might have worked, sure, if it wasn't shot on the same fucking couch as the other four fucking scenes.

Fuck this. I'm too pissed to go on.

You've got one more shot, Patrixxx. If HF15 (worst abbreviation EVER, by the way) isn't up to snuff, I'm moving the fuck on.

(Note: i still totally recommend volume 1 with all my heart. 2 and 3 are good for a whack.)

-- MEAT BALL