Review

As played by directress Chi Chi LaRue, Mother Goose is one mean, cussing drunk. Porn gossip maven Mickey Skee is interviewing the famous fable maker (who asks to be called Martha). Martha decides to set the record straight (so to speak) and tell the truth about her fairy (so to speak) tales.

First up is the newlywed couple of Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater and his wife Jane. They banter for a bit and begin to kiss. Fast forward to one year later, Jane is trying to be romantic and Peter wants to know where his dinner is. There is a lot of dialogue, some of it very funny, before the first sex scene actually begins.

Peter has left the building, so Jane (Candy Apples) must fantasize about two other men (one may actually be her next door neighbor, Little Boy Blue!) doing it with her look alike neighbor. The men lick her pussy, occasionally stopping to kiss each other. These guys (Tommy Cruise is the more recognizable of the two) slip easily back and forth between working on her and working on one another.

Later, Tommy continues to eat pussy while his friend fucks his ample ass. They then rotate and Tommy fucks her while she sucks his buddy’s cock. Tommy and his friend kiss one another before switching positions again. This time Tommy is fucking the chick while his buddy again fucks him. In the end, everyone cums.

Each sex scene is introduced by some expository remarks from Martha Goose. In the second sex scene Jane is back and she has brought Jack with her. Jack is a sexy performer who is nimble, but certainly not quick. He and Jane fuck all over her tiny kitchen after she has polished the big knob on his nice dick. Jane sucks pretty good cock, for a girl. This scene is of some interest just in the fact that the performer playing Jack is quite sexy and shoots a nice load; he is presumably a straight porn model.

Rub a dub-dub-dub... three bisexual men in a hot tub. The next sex scene has Jane is a hot tub with three men (Anthony Cox, Dave Nelson and Zach Richards). She begins by kissing each guy, as they kiss one another. For a while all three guys work on Jane. Then she and Cox get down and suck the other guys’ cocks. Nelson begins to fuck Jane while Richards and Cox work out a nice sixty-nine. The positions continue to switch all around as if the performers were on some sort of a hot tub lazy suzy. All three men shoot ample loads all over our girl Jane.

Peter Pumpkin Eater is on the telephone and watching two chicks make out at the same time. As the girls begin to heat up Peter finally hangs up the phone to get involved. He keeps his distance giving directions to the ladies. The girls go full on, entertaining themselves and Peter for quite a long time. Eventually, he begins rubbing his crotch but he never takes his cock out. Things get dicey at the end though, as Miss Muff gets ready to leave she finds a condom wrapper and it doesn’t belong to Peter.

The next scene has Jack (Leo DeSilver) and Jill going down... on some Jane. This isn’t the nimble Jack, but a hot one just the same, with blond hair, some tattoos and a nice hard cock. These three fuck and suck in a variety of positions, keeping true to the theme of this flick. As the scene closes Jack shoots ropes of jizz that fly clear of Jill and Jane; too bad Jack and Jack didn’t fuck. As Jack and Jill vacate the premises Peter catches them with his wife.

Some funny dialogue follows before the appropriate ending has Peter stuffing his wife in a pumpkin shell so that no one else can have her. Hey - we’ve all heard the nursery rhyme!
-Scott Templeton