Review

Hey, I fucking love eating pussy. I suppose it's a sort of fetish of mine. I think I enjoy it more than I enjoy actual intercourse. I love the taste, I love the texture and I love watching the ladies wiggle and squirm while I'm getting a face full of their most sublime feature. So, personally, I loved the ever-loving hell out of the Goodhead Vibrating Tongue Ring.

Is this a perfect toy? No. Is it a toy for everyone? No. But again, did I love the ever-loving fuck out of it? Yes! Yes! A resounding yes!

The concept is pretty simple. You turn it on, strap it to your tongue, and affix your tongue to a lady's labia, clitoris, ass or what have you. She feels the vibrations (which are nice and strong for such a tiny toy), and she comes all over your face. Which tastes great and is altogether awesome. Just the fact that you're turning your mouth into a clit tickler is pretty fantastic and sexy all by itself, and this toy does a good job of living up to your libido's expectations.

What flaws does this toy have? Well, for one thing, getting it actually strapped onto your tongue isn't as easy as it may seem. Tongues are somewhat slippery, as you might expect, and this thing can have a habit of jumping right off, especially if it's experiencing vaginal friction. But one or two practice rounds should make it easy enough to master this thing. Aside from that, it's not the sturdiest toy. I used mine three or four times so far and it's held up, but you get the feeling that it could break at any given moment. That said, it's designed to be a disposable toy, and since it's priced under ten bucks, it's hard to complain. A sturdier, reusable model would be great, but this'll do for now.

The verdict? If you're a cunnilingus aficionado (as I am), you will have a lot of fun with this toy. If you're ambivalent about eating pussy or if you don't like the thought of having something the size of a small thumb strapped onto your tongue, this is something you could pass on.

But again, I really loved it. Low price and high payoff. Get it now.

 -- MEAT BALL