Review

OMG, everybody. I think I'm in love.

The Goliath is the sex toy I've been dreaming about. It's big, but not too big. Textured, but not too textured. It vibrates, but it's not going to wake up the neighbors with a lawnmower-grade motor. It's just right.

Let me clue you in on a common misconception about cocks. Size really isn't the be-all-end-all that a lot of guys assume it is. I'm not saying size doesn't matter. i won't lie to you - it does. A penis the size of a toothpick does about as much for me as a vagina the size of a pasta bowl does for you guys. Size matters. But that doesn't mean that we all want something as big as a telephone pole sticking into us. Big cocks can really hurt (usually in a good way, but that's not my point).

Let me assure you, the Goliath is a big cock. But it's not out-of-this-world big. It's what I would call a slightly better than average-sized penis. Seven inches. And it's thick, too! It's more than enough to fill up any lady's pretty pink pox without tearing her a new one. Frankly, it's the kind of cock I'm used ot having inside me, and that's why I like this toy. Fucking this dildo is akin to having real sex (except this cock does whatever I tell it to, and it doesn't stop fucking until I'm done). The intensely detailed textures only add to that appeal. Just looking at this veiny wonder is enough to get my juices flowing. Again.

The bullet included with this vigorous vibe added some nice vibrations that weren't too powerful. It sort of tickled me exactly how I like it, although I can see how some girls might want something slightly more powerful. The vibrarions certainly never reached the Earth-shaking variety, although I didn't really mind. I tend to enjoy the in-and-out more than the buzzing (unless I'm getting my clit tickled, in which case I'll use something different, like the Bodywand Mini).

One problem. A small problem, but a problem nonetheless. Once you've inserted the vibrating bullet, it's really hard to get it back out. It hasn't caused a problem for me yet, but when that battery runs out, there's gonna be hell to pay if I can't replace it.

So let's recap. It's big enough for me, but not the biggest thing in the world. It's got a really nice, fairly realistic veined texture. The bullet's strong, but not the most powerful thing I've ever used. And the silicone material --oh, my! I forgot to talk about that - the soft silicone texture feels pretty much perfect inside my pussy! There!

the Goliath: probably not the dildo/vibe for everyone, but definitely the one for me.

 -- Candy Q.