Review

Twelve exotic Latino boys with a racecar fetish strip off their brightly colored racing suits and get their throb on in XXX-Treme Racers #1, a collection of six youthful pairings from (suspiciously named) Belo Amigo Video. With no plot and minimal dialogue (foreign, unintelligible and unsubtitled), the faux racers check thoroughly under each others’ hoods (as in, yes, the hoods of their impressive, uncut pieces) and offer each other penile-injected tune-ups.

Production values are scattershot: the audio is lacking, with the slurping sounds of sated cocksuckers and the muffled grunts of the ass-poked fellas overpowered by distracting ambient open-mic noises (wind, traffic, tweeting birds, etc.). Further, the camerawork is mediocre and oftentimes blurry (an unfortunate side-effect of a poor transfer?), though the sunny outdoor exteriors help to compensate.

As for the boy hunks, they’re hardly "stunning" but they’re quite sexiful in their own (un)cut-above-average way, and though most of these guys appear to be amateurs, they take (and give) cock like they were born to simonize, er, I mean sodomize.

Be prepared, however: the sexual antics here are purely vanilla: lots of kissing and licking, plenty of rudimentary cocksucking and some hip-swiveling ass-fucking (with latex). The naughtiest bit involves a dual facial creaming, though there’s plenty more spouted vanilla cream throughout.

Gear-heads and grease monkeys will be attracted by the car theme, but other than the racing suits the boys wear at the beginning of their scenes, there’s nothing particularly automotive about any of this buggery. But that oughtn’t necessarily deflate the poise of your stick shift.

 -- Beef Stroganoff