Review

Faster than a speeding bullet and at three plus pounds (heavier than a premature baby) you can expand your horizons as well as your rose bud! This XL butt plug is not for the 'tight of asses.' This is suggested for ass pigs or ass pig potentials. This little diddy not only serves as an anal wrecking machine it also doubles as a paper weight and door stop. But also was going to be used in place of the paint can prank in Home Alone but the censors just wouldn’t allow it. I've yet to find someone who can take it (my seriously large asshole ex moved back to New York) but I'm single, available and open to offers.

 -- Dirty Limey