Review

Titan delivers another brawny, epic-length beefcake-bulging bonanza, with a woodsmen theme. This one’s so fucking hot I feared a stray spark might instantly ignite the shrubbery.

A solid dozen delicious man-fucks do the sweaty bump-and-grind, and whether you prefer milky smooth pretty boys or chiseled and clipped beef/jock hunks or even bearded fur daddies, there’s something (and somebody) for every taste.

Titan's Bruce Cam makes a cameo directorial "appearance," orchestrating the opening sequence between carpeted scruff daddies Ray Dragon and Jon Galt, who get it on in a cabin by a fireplace and readily out-scorch the flames flickering o’er the hearth.

After some enthusiastic nipple nibbling, pit licking and pectoralis punching, they sloppily deep throat each other’s bones. Jon offers up his tight cornhole to the driving thrust of Ray’s battering ram, alternately sitting on it, then sucking on in, and blowing two consecutive loads in the midst of it all.

Out on a mountain trail, under a shady tree, devilicious and very muscular caramel hunk Ben Jakks and ripped Latino sexpot Tony Sorano gobble cock and suck ass crack for lunch. Tony blows a premature load while grinding up against Ben’s spectacular bubble butt, Ben tosses one off in reply, and then they fuck each other properly. Best image: Tony wipes up a smear of Ben’s freshly-gunk’d spunk and feeds it back to him.

Next, a uniformed park ranger (tall hunk cutie Jack Ryan) hassles two manly woodsmen chain-sawing a felled tree (Patrick Knight and Aaron Parker). He asks to see their permit and winds up seeing their blazing cocks at close range. Aaron drops to his knees and double sucks Jack and Patrick, and after much cock slurping, we witness a well-timed triple-jerk spurt. Then, with the click-click of Paul’s oilcan to help lube up Aaron’s ass crevasse and Jack’s latex-sheathed cock, the rhythmic piston-fucking commences on the flatbed of a pick-up truck.

Prepare to lose your breath when you see adorable milky-skinned strawberry blonde jock hottie Chris Brady. I could say more about him, but find it’s hard to speak with his big noodle in my mouth. Anyways, we meet Chris as he’s devouring salt-n-pepper daddy hunk Jace Hunter’s snake. Bond, Thomas Bond, sidles up and offers a second plump cock for Chris to double-suck.

Thomas and Jace each have a proper taste of Chris’ precious pink pucker hole, then Chris opens his mangina for the invading plunge of Thomas’s rigid shaft. Don’t miss the sight of Chris taking my spurt, er, I mean taking Thomas’ spurt right in his cute facial.

Finally, scruffy stud-fuck Parker Williams and el hunko Español Carlos Morales suck and plow on the rocks by a babbling brook. Best image: Parker is rimming and stroking Carlos from behind, he catches a load of spurt in his palm, then smears it across Carlos’ hairy crease for lubricant. And, naturally, he fucks him tightly atop a boulder.

Gasp! What else can I say? This one’s brimming with delicious muscled cock, sizzling with fiery combustion and boasting some luminous videography. Full marks across the board. If you crave manly men doing manly things in the forest, your tent will truly be pitched. I haven’t seen so much outdoor wood since my last Boy Scout jamboree.

 -- Beef Stroganoff