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With Sex You Get Eggroll

Far East Features, Catalina / Year: 1999

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Review

The customers who call for delivery from this Chinese restaurant are getting a little something extra with their Egg Foo Young. Yes... of course we're speaking of the ever-popular Cream of Some Young Guy.

Overall, the sex in With Sex You Get Eggroll is nothing to scoff at - somewhere between Mandarin and Szechuan on the spicy scale. However, hardcore and devout rice queens may be disappointed, as there are quite a few non-Asians thrown into the mix. You might also be taken aback by the main delivery boy’s manhole, which sports what appears to be a tiny hemorrhoid (or the remnants of an undeveloped twin).

Except for the very last scene, all fudge on these boys remains unpacked - the action is mostly oral, with some rimming tossed in for variety’s sake. The expressionless acting and laughable lines are hilarious and worth the price of admission. Lilienne Li’s performance as the dastardly Miss Ling, with her over-the-top Chinese accent, steals the show.

-- T.J. Maxxwell