Review

While not the most glamorous of sex toys, the douche is a bathroom essential for any self-respecting queer. Let's be frank – there’s nothing worse than going in for a good rimming only to end up finding the remains of last night's a la carte smeared across your retching mouth. That's where the Vulcanite Anal Douche comes in handy.

The simple douche comes with two nozzles – one for the more virginal girl and an extra Vulcanite attachment that's guaranteed to plug up even the widest back passage. Of course, following a recent encounter with what can only be described as a boa constrictor, I opted for the Vulcanite attachment which fits easily over the small nozzle. While douching is hardly rocket science, the instructions included in the box are brief to say the least and also pay reference to a vagina (whatever that is) even though the product is sold for anal use.

Without going into too much gory detail, with the help of a little lube I found the douche easy to use and the bulb which holds the water is pretty big so there should be no need for repeat insertions. And it's easy to clean too.

When the latest conquest was finally allowed to come up for breath he seemed terribly impressed with the results so it seems a success all round!

 -- Tom of London