Review

We do not normally add a straight actor’s cock to our site but we made an exception with this unique penis. Molded from rock drummer Phil Varone, this cock offers something all of our other cocks/dodoes/dongs/plugs do not: it has a stainless steel Prince Albert (which is removal) piercing just below its head. OK, that got us interested.

When I had the chance to really play with this pussy-loving dick, I really began to enjoy it. First off there is the piercing. Cool. But then you have a really thick shaft, a cute (and seemingly too small) pink head, a set of ridiculously large balls, and a 9.25 long (6” insertable) shaft. Overall, I’d describe it a delectable piece of meat, nicely veined, firm but pliable to the touch and with a suction cup for headboard fucking. AND it vibrates (you need two AA batteries) – and not just the cheap vibrations one often gets from cheap toys, but a real tingling, throughout-the-shaft-vibrating that added immensely to my test and its 4 star rating.

I actually got excited about trying it – never actually got fucked by a guy with a piercing so it was going to be a new experience. With a lot of water-based lube and some hot GAY porn (sorry Phil) I gingerly inserted. I quickly felt the pop of the head and the Prince Albert entering and I just kept on going! When my ass hit his balls I turned on the vibrations and went straight to the “high” setting (why waste time?). Man, it felt great! The piecing added a sensation; the vibrations rattled my ass and I came in just a few sweaty moments. This was a winner.

My only minor complaint are the balls – while sharply detailed, they are just too thick – a waste. But who am I to complain? Just writing this review at work is making me want to bike home and get plowed again by Phil and Albert!

 -- Randy Siempre