Review

I am anally addicted to porn star cocks (especially the TitanMen Realistic line) so I was a bit skeptical when handed this generic, simply-packaged, 6-inch version of the Ultra Realistic Cock to review. It looked like a cheap knockoff, wasn't molded from a famous dick, and generally looked like the sort of bargain cock Kmart would sell if they sold sex toy cocks. Yet looks can be deceiving (as I tell every guy I hook up with on Grindr) because this baby is a winner on so many fronts.

First the touch: I unpacked the 6-incher (it also comes in an 8-inch model) and grabbed the shaft. What a feeling! It felt like a hard-on: flesh, firm and the skin actually moved, making it the most realist non-actual flesh cock I've ever touched. (I had the beige model.) You can see and feel the purplish veins, and the ultra-realistic "skin" near the head gave me an instant woody. Also the interior shaft had this firmness that contrasted beautifully with the smooth, movable skin; I've had a lot of cocks in my hands and this facsimile was amazingly realistic. The nice sized balls were great to fondle (but less realistic than the shaft) and the end has a suction cup for hands-free fucking. My only problem was the penis head. Nicely shaped and very lickable, it was its color that threw me - the head was an unnatural pink. Weird, but if this was going to be a well-used sex toy, I wouldn't be seeing much of the head!

Pluses: Unnaturally realistic feel; firm with pliable skin. Hard to believe it's not a real dick.

Negatives: The florescent pink color of the head of the penis is strange. The initial smell - quite chemical - lasts for a few days. And then there's the packaging: My toy had on it "Multi-Speed. Uses Batteries; Not Included." Well, this is not a vibrating cock (I should know I looked everywhere) and there is no place for batteries.

This will be a rare review in which I will not describe my personal use of the toy, other than to say the Ultra Realistic Cock has become my new best friend. I can't even look at the other cocks which litter my bedside table's drawers.

 -- Randy Siempre