Review

Hmmm… I guess I started with this toy where a lot of men would – I have never douched before. My boyfriend has and it’s great when we are going to have sex and I want to fuck him or rim him because it gets him clean as a whistle. And I guess I felt guilty so I decided to let him have a go at my ass. I wanted to be fully prepared!

Enter the Ultimate Douche... I closed the bathroom door and cranked my stereo (to cover any incriminating noises) and stripped. Then I filled the reservoir with some lukewarm water and screwed on the smaller of the two nozzles. With a little bit of water-based lube on the tip I stuck it in. Admittedly, the sensation of the tip going in was not altogether pleasurable but once I got it all the way in it was ok. Then I squeezed and felt the water fill me up. Then while I was still squeezing the reservoir I slowly pulled it out and that was the worst part of the process. Something about the shape or texture of this nozzle did not feel good coming out. It almost felt like my insides were being pulled out with it – but I persevered!

So after you put the water in, it has to be expelled. Thus the cleaning process ends on the toilet. There, I said it! This is not a glamorous process people! You are supposed to repeat until the water coming out is clear.

Truth be told, I wasn’t too impressed with my first douching experience. I felt clean afterward but the couple of times I had to repeat the process kind of hurt. I blame that on the nozzle to this douche. And the reservoir is kind of oddly shaped and not easy to completely empty when in use.

I will definitely douche again when it is my turn to bottom but I think I will go with a different one. My boyfriend has his favorite, the Colt Anal Douche - I am going to try that one next time.

 -- Sexy McSexerson