Review

While I like to experiment, I never saw myself as the sort of guy who would use a product called The Ultimate Cock Cage. But one of the more adventurous dudes I happened to find offering up his manhole to me suggested I give it a shot. The thing was supposed to provide some support for me and stimulation for him, so what the fuck. I tried it out.

As for support, well... here's the deal. This thing's made of soft, stretchy rubber. So it's not quite as uncomfortable as it looks. It took a little bit of getting used to (especially if you happen to have a little bit of hair garnishing your cock, as so many of us do), but once the initial discomfort had passed, it was actually a pretty great feeling to have this thing snugly grasping my meat.

As for pleasure, well... I can't say for sure, but it sure seemed like the slutty guy that was letting me bang his hole enjoyed the fuck out of it. The little nubs that surround the whole thing are pretty much the same deal as a French tickler, though it's built quite a bit stronger than the truckstop-bathroom variety. Since I don't bottom, I can't say exactly how it feel to have these 50 or 60 nubs rubbing the inside of my hole, but the guy sure seemed to moan a lot when these things tickled his canal. (It did take some wrangling before I could even get it in.) All in all, for the rather inexpensive price-tag, the Ultimate Cock Cage was more than worth the night of fun it provided.

 -- Mr. Powerbar