Review

From the boys at Jocks Studios, Try Me On…For Size doesn’t have much of a plot. Even if it did, the fluctuating sound would prevent anyone from figuring out what it was. But if you like your porn short on substance and long on dong (and ass and balls and nipples), it’s a definite must-see.

At the Jocks warehouse, it seems the job description include tee shirt sniffing and swapping underwear. In the first scene, shutterbug Joe Foster is taking snapshots of model Jason Hawke, in what could be a catalog shoot if the clothes didn’t come off so dang fast. Pretty soon Foster puts down the camera and joins the already bare-ass naked Hawke for a little point-and shoot action. After trying on each other’s BVDs (is this some new fetish we don’t know about?), Foster preps Hawke with a lot of ass-munching before plunging into his hungry hole for the long haul.

The scene seemed a little long in getting to the hard action, but the mutual jack-off finale was a surprisingly-touching change of pace.

In the next shot, swarthy stock boy Brendan Falke checks out the merchandise (doesn’t he know employee theft is a major cause of lost profits?) under the watchful eye of boyish Falcon exclusive Jacob Hall. Pretty soon, Hall steps out of the shadows and the two engage in some really hot tag team sucking-and-fucking. It’s always great to see friends taking care of each other - especially when they really seem to be enjoying themselves.

Fans of group scenes will love seeing Jason Sizemore, Andrew Phillips, Trent Atkins and Casey Williams sampling each other’s jocks, then sampling each other in a scorching game of hide the salami. With all that studly flesh shifting around, it’s impossible to tell who was doing what to whom, but suffice it to say everyone got what was cumming to them. There’s more group action when Joe Foster returns to initiate Sean Storm in the ways of jock-worship - in the company locker room. When a Goliath-sized Maxx Diesel catches them red-handed, his punishment quickly turns to pleasure in the form of a searing threeway that brings our fuck-filled feature to a close.