When you take away ageless condoms, ready spit and your high school buddy's smooth hand, what is the first sex toys guys try out? Why cock rings of course. I was taught (now remember it was at a TLA sex toy employee seminar held in a biker bar) that cock rings go back to the caveman era when the burly hunters to get they biggest hard-on tightened the entrails of recently killed animals around their hairy balls and all was good.
Thankfully, we are more advanced (for one, we shave our balls) and instead of the bloody, off-putting intestines, we have a ton of different kinds of cock rings. Fix metal ones, rubbery thin ones, vibrating c-rings and cock rings that also fuck you as they gloriously squeeze your nuts.
But of all the kinds I've tried on, I have to say one of my favorites is the ARMOUR line - they have 6 different kinds and all are pretty good at plumping up my cock and making it look like an angry red one-eyed Irish thug. What's their secret? They are all made of quality material, offer some give to push your junk through the ring, have a taint entender to excite the area between your balls and ass and they push your cock and balls away from your body, not only highlighting your privates but making them look bigger than if you were just clutching a normal erection. So I picked this new model to put on sale: 30% off this!