Review

I’ve never really enjoyed solo or audition type vids. I’ve also never really enjoyed Eastern European porn either. Audition videos always show that the models have the IQ of Scotch Tape and those with any personality never make it to callback. And Eastern European porn (particularly those produced in the early nineties) smacked of exploitation as seemingly underage straight boys masturbated with tears in their eyes in order to buy their peasant family half a donkey.

However, this video, I liked.

It’s produced by Ikarus Entertainment (released in the U.S. through YMAC), who’ve really got their act together in the past few years, producing high-end porn. Here, they tour Prague. (I’ve been, it stinks bad, don’t go. Same for Venice.)

Director Haller looks for potential starlets, and in a cheesy fake "reality" touch twenty models are picked up off the streets, gyms and country roads before they do their party pieces. The Q and A is left to a bare minimum and the clothes come off pretty quickly.

The guys are all of a pretty high standard (muscular, early twenties, foreskin-a-rama!) and the lighting and sound is top-notch. It’s not just solos either - groups of guys go through the grinder at the same time. Banished are the dark days of Europorn exploitation. Hollywood, take note.

A few of note: Horiza, a well hung Niles Crane lookalike who keeps his specs on throughout, brothers Rico and Alex, high school drop-out Thomas who still hopes for a future, and Mike, who wants to know how to avoid the army (I have an idea). There’s also Tom (he's gonna be huge in porn), David, with the weirdest looking dong you’ll ever see, and Andros, who either has a thing for oil or is incredibly sweaty. Oh, and Zoltan, who can suck his own cock.

By using locations for the auditions it breaks away from any possible monotony, and when you can’t take any more solos a group session happens, featuring four of the guys actually screwing, as opposed to jerking off next to each other. You’ll also realize how oddly men with foreskins masturbate.