Review

The Road to Naples is lined with sculpted features, breathtaking scenery and gallons of foreign spooge - it’s all here in this titillating travelogue which focuses on some of the continent’s lustier locales. Join dreamboat Tosi as he scours Spain, France and Italy in search of beautiful young men willing to make love to the camera.

First, he stops by a Spanish hillside to watch a stunning dark-haired hombre pull his pud. He’s followed by an equally gorgeous stud with a killer tan and a pendulous tool. After that, Tosi stumbles upon an allegedly hetero, no-neck bodybuilder type who plays with himself before letting Tosi suck his dingus to completion.

Next, two young men diddle their doodads while watching another swarthy paisan ham it up in front if front of Tosi’s camera. Before you know it, a threeway has broken out, replete with anal and oral penetration. This scene could have been a lot hotter, but unfortunately the guys just don’t seem that into it. However, the scene does contain a pretty nifty facial that wraps things up nicely.

From there we end up in the kitchen of a yummy couple who proceed to demonstrate their affection for each other in a decidedly carnal fashion. The darker of the two pops his partner’s sizeable sausage between his lips and goes for broke. Sir Suckworth is then bent over the kitchen counter, where his perfect glutes are plunged by his partner’s proscuitto. Mr. Bottom Boy produces more pre-cum than I’ve ever seen; it's like he’s trying to spin a web!

Next, we get to watch a bisexual Lothario abuse his average-sized chumpy and oversized nutsac. The masturbatory vibe continues with two more "straight" hotties as they describe their sexual fantasies in between bouts of bishop-beating. It sounds great on paper, but the end result is rather lackluster - they both look like they’d rather be anywhere but stroking their pickles in front of the camera. The final scene gives us another dark and lovely gent who lasts all of 30 seconds before his cork pops.

 -- T.J. Maxxwell