Review

With packaging that makes it the hands-down favorite to win the "Would Not Look Out of Place in the Toy Section at Target" award, this version of the Realistic Cock is a nice black beauty. Encased in an attractive box so innocuously pleasant-looking you'd be tempted to buy it as a gift for your 10-year old nephew - that is, until you start really looking at the words on the box. Phrases such as "The Best Selling Cock in the World" and "Molded Directly from an Actual Erect Penis" are all over it, and the image is a black (actually chocolate-colored) hard-on. Packaging aside, is the actual toy any good?

Well, after thoroughly feeling it up, licking and sucking it (I am a professional after all) and plunging it into my cock-hungry hole on more than one occasion, I have to say, eh... it's only ok. It does sell for less than the Ultra Realistic Cock, and it looks like our friends at Doc Johnson used the same mold – the only difference is (other than color) the material it is made of. The Ultra Realistic Cock feels like a man's cock, with a silky skin that moves, while this, the Realistic Cock, is made of simple rubber. It feels rough to the touch and does not have that movable skin; it's essentially a piece of rubber shaped like a cock. Now if that's what you're looking for to plug that ass of yours, it does the trick. When I lubed it up and sat on it, the hard pliability of it worked wonders. It gave a little, bent a little and kept its shape as I thrust it in and out of myself. Fine for my ass, less so for my eyes and hands. I guess my hands are significantly more sensitive and critical than my ass - who knew?

So, if you are in the market for a simple 6 or 8-inch black cock without any bells or whistles, then you have found it here. But I say, spend the extra bucks and go for the significantly more realistic dong; your eyes, hands, mouth and ass with thank you.

 -- Randy Siempre