Review

Playing with Fire
"Firemen! It's men that are ready to slide down a slick pole and give mouth-to-mouth... what more could your big dick and tight ass want? Hunky men cum in droves to put out fires... and start a few." One of 1995's biggest hits, and quite understandably so. Featuring blonde Adonis Ty Fox at the top of his popularity, and Chris Thunder (and his thunderously huge thighs and wall of chest muscles), the original Playing with Fire had many a mid-'90s gym-Mary drooling and pumping overtime to copy the guys' looks. The look is waxed-n-shaved smooth, muscled-to-the-gills firemen and their massive spurting hoses. Those inclined to lovin' that sort 'o thing will find this becoming an "all-time favorite" that's sure to be resting quite comfortably in their player for many a night.

 -- Keeneye Reeves

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Playing with Fire 2
Warning: You may spontaneously combust while watching this film. Hot, hot, hot describes this fiery foray into the sex lives of a company of studly firemen. Billy "Muscles" Herrington stars as the captain of a troop of incredibly hunky men who put out fires before fanning the flames of their own erotic desires. And, there’s a plot! Herrington and his men at Fire Station 69 are hot on the trail of a mysterious serial arsonist who burns down buildings and leaves his calling card - a gas can covered in jizz!

The film gets off to a rousing start when Evans, with his perfectly muscled, perfectly furry body, gives Banes a wake-up call by popping his doodle into his mouth. Banes has a brutish, simian quality with a killer body as well. The two hunks end up locked in a steamy 69 before Evans begins toying with Bane’s furry hole. He licks it, slaps it with his shmeckle, and then gives it a power-fucking that makes Banes bray like a mule. Next thing you know, Evans is bottoming, and Banes is banging him like a pro. After a bit, Evans ends up frosted with both his spunk and Banes’. Throughout the scene, the lighting and camerawork highlight every inch of these two fallen gods as they go at it.

Next, we’re let into Herrington’s shower fantasy. As he soaps his hugely muscled bod, several of his fellow firefighters enter the shower, strip down and lather up. The crew here consists of smooth, towheaded Shannon, burly, grizzled he-man Cassidy, tall, black haired Wilcox and super-hottie Rockwell. The scene changes to slow motion, and each of the men jerk off as Herrington does the same. Eventually, they all shoot, including Herrington, who lovingly licks the spooge off his fingers.

Another Herrington fantasy is next on the agenda. Herrington stumbles upon Rockwell, who takes time from cleaning the fire truck to tongue-bathe Herrington’s massive form. Before you know it, Brandon and Sage are in on the action, doing things to both Herrington and each other. Then, Cassidy appears and the scene really heats up. With their eyes locked, they whisper naughty nothings to each other while being serviced by the others. Cassidy then lies on the truck and Rockwell packs his fudge like nobody’s business. Brandon takes to the task next, slamming his oversized organ into Cassidy’s brown eye with reckless abandon. Cassidy ends up covered in lots of guy-goo.

Next, Garrett gets it on with Slade and Savage in a very dirty three-way. Garrett’s long scraggly hair, tattoos and a five-day growth of beard will satisfy all your biker fantasies. It turns out that Herrington isn’t the only one fantasizing about boys. First, Garrett plops down in a chair and makes oral love to both of his friends. Savage then ends up on his back, Garret’s pinga in his mouth and Slade’s ramrod up his hole. Then Bo takes over and goes ballistic on Savage’s manpuss.

Herrington then goes up onto the roof to work out, where Cassidy just happens to be sunning his rugged body. Herrington puffs up like an adder, stroking his bulging muscles lovingly. Cassidy takes the bait and strolls on over. A wrestling match leads to kissing, and before you know it, they’ve made it to second base. Cassidy lies on his back as Herrington covers virtually every inch of his body with his tongue, including Cassidy’s throbbing gherkin. The two end up in a 69, where Herrington inserts his wriggling tongue into Cassidy’s brown eye. Herrington’s tool then takes the plunge, and he shtups Cassidy with gusto. Herrington shoots his sizzling spunk all over Cassidy’s crack, and then licks it up! Herrington then simultaneously fingers Cassidy while tonguing his balls, which makes Cassidy shoot all over his stomach.

 -- T.J. Maxxwell

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Playing with Fire 3
The first thing I did after watching Playing With Fire 3 was... OK, the second thing... OK, the third thing, after first cleaning up and then chugging a sports drink to replenish lost protein, was to look up "fire" and "hot" in my thesaurus. No matter how many words there are, they can’t do justice to this conflagration of muscled man-sex. The Playing with Fire series brings to life every gay man’s fantasy about hyper-muscular firemen and their hoses. The casts have featured some of the thickest beef in the business. Now it’s Caesar’s turn: gay porn’s reigning bodybuilder body and the GayVN Best Actor for 2003. Chi Chi LaRue puts him and his cast through every fire drill you can imagine.

It opens in the firehouse kitchen, empty except for Caesar and peroxide-blond "rookie" Lexx Parker. What a contrast: Caesar is a hunky hulk while southern-boy Lexx is pure twinkie. Caesar’s thighs are wider than this kid’s waist! Caesar tells the newbie that he needs an "initiation", and this hyperactive porn pup jumps at the offer - literally. Lexx climbs over chairs, tables and Caesar himself to get at every possible angle for a fabulous face-fuck. At one point Caesar even lifts him up and flips him over for mid-air 69. He then tosses the kid on the table and mercilessly pounds his ass, except that this kid doesn’t ask for mercy. He’s a noisy little fucker - er, fuckee - who’s always demanding more. Ultimately, it’s like watching David vs. Goliath, except that here both sides win.

In the bunkroom, Sam Tyson admits to buddy Filippo Romano that firefighting gets him hard. Sheesh, if I had Romano across from me, darning socks would make me hard. With a rock-hard body, luxurious dark hair, smoldering eyes and a sexy accent, he’s a star in the making. Happily, Sam is every inch his equal, but with short, spiky blond hair and an arm tattoo of Max from "Where the Wild Things Are."

Real sexual heat can’t be faked, and these guys stoke each other’s furnaces until they (and you) explode. Interestingly enough, most of the sucking comes from the European. So many European men can’t suck cock worth shit, but Romano clearly studied for his US citizenship test. He deep-throats Tyson relentlessly; you’ll gasp for air before he does. He also gives Tyson’s cock and asshole a full-force "spit-shine"; at one point the blond’s delectably tight, pink bud winks for the camera in delight. Tyson gets on all fours so Romano can mount him for a ride worthy of the Preakness. All the while both guys are wearing big, butch-ass rubber boots. It’s one of the best match-ups of the year!

The next scene is for hard-core bodybuilder lovers. Caesar dreams he is jerking off in a fire engine, watching Jake Gianelli, who is inch for inch Caesar’s equal. (Imagine blond Hercules meeting brunette Samson.) The studs pose for each other, and there’s lots of chest pounding and bicep-licking before each guy sucks the other off. The emphasis here is body-worship, not graphic sex, but it’s worth it.

Back at the station, new recruit Joe Foster has "homosexual panic" and complains to chief Ken Houser about antics in the shower. Houser grabs his own crotch and vows to teach the young Brit to like it. This is Houser’s first video, and please, God, let it not be his last. He’s a bruiser of a man who could win any "Tough Guy" competition - especially if the game is butt-fucking.

They start off with some heavy lip locking before the rookie licks the chief’s pits. Houser kneels down to give Foster a first-rate blowjob with slow, steady strokes that go down to the pubes. After a spit-lubricated rim job, the older man - in a bit of a surprise - bends over his own desk, and Foster slowly rips the chief’s regulation white boxers right at the "bulls-eye," revealing a sumptuous manly sized asshole that’s framed by the torn shorts like some perverted cameo pin. A surprisingly quick learner, Foster fucks the chief like a pro, and Houser takes it like a mega-butch bottom. They then flip and Houser has a go at Foster’s ass. Neither shoot particularly big loads, though Foster’s has good height, but after such sizzling sex, who the fuck cares?

The finale is a 45-minute three-ring circus of an orgy starring Caesar, Romano, Foster and three unexpectedly lean boys: aptly named Barrett Long, Lance Landers and hairy chested Tag Adams, who almost steals the scene from Caesar. To paraphrase Vivian Leigh’s Oscar acceptance speech for Gone with the Wind: "If I were to describe everything in this orgy, I would take as long as the orgy itself."

What are the highlights? Caesar and Romano suck each other, Caesar lifts Adams up for a mid-air rimming; Long, Foster and Landers orally gang-bang Adams; Long sucks himself; Romano fucks Landers; Adams impales himself on Long; and in the kinkiest moment of the video, Romano pisses into Adams’ boot and then pours it all over the kid. And the grand finale? A sensational Caesar Salad of sodomy, where Foster fucks Caesar who fucks Adams who sucks Romano. The sight of Caesar bouncing back and forth between Adams’ hole and Foster’s cock will burn in your brain.

Simply put, Playing with Fire 3 is virtually flawless. With five sex scenes over two hours, forget renting it - it'll take you a week to get through the whole thing. And by the time you’re done, your own hose will have shot enough juice to douse the Great Chicago Fire.

 -- Jameson Rodgers

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Playing with Fire: 4 Alarm

There's only one phrase to describe this fourth installment in director Chi Chi LaRue's chart-topping series - and that phrase is "Totally on fuckin' fire!" Superstar Matthew Rush makes his Channel 1 Releasing debut, along with Johnny Hazzard, Mitchell Rock, newcomers Drew Cutler and Landon Conrad, and a ton more. In the unedited Director's Cut version you'll get to witness some truly intense "water drenchings" - if you get our drift! Here's your chance to watch and stroke in slack-jawed awe as these smoking-hot firefighters unfurl their huge hoses in the series' most scorching entry yet.

 -- Keeneye Reeves

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