Review

Even Stephen Hawking went to Algebra 101 and that is how you should approach The Perfect Boyfriend, a cute dick-shaped six-inch dong from Hustler (via Doc Johnson). Designed for the newly anally inquisitive guy, this is quite simply, a starter dong. Try it, plow it, and get used to it because you'll be soon graduating to something with more length and girth. Made from the flesh-like material that's all the rage in sex toys today, this little pal is supple but firm with a veiny (not altogether realistic) shaft and a nice thick head.

Now, being the professional that I am, I've had significantly larger dicks - real, fake and imagined - up my ass, but I am thankful every time so this six-inch hard-on was a welcome visitor. It "gives" a bit so entry is easy and the rhythmic plunging felt quite realistic. I must say, it produced a nice fuck. The price is on the low side of dick dongs and while this is a very good value, the makers did skimp on the balls, which work more as a handle for you to insert rather than anything flopping against your sorry ass.

The unimpressive balls and the almost ugly shaft veins (not everyone in our office thought it was ugly, with my next cubicle pal preferring it to his most recent boyfriend's) knock down the rating a bit. If you enjoy this one - and are sufficiently loosened - my advice is to upgrade to some of the mightier ones, like the Ultra Realistic Cock or the excellent Dean Flynn Realistic Cock. But I still recommend The Perfect Boyfriend for the anal beginner.

 -- Randy Siempre