Review

Zak Spears proves that his impressive comeback in Chi Chi LaRue and Jim Steel’s The Journey Back was no fluke: this versatile fuck machine is in top shape and commands the screen with his supreme manliness.

We begin with a recap of Journey Back's cum-soaked finale in which Spears publicly engages in some lewd conduct (notably sucking, rimming and double-fucking in a subway station). Caught by the fuzz, he and cohort Martinez are convicted to 90 days in "the joint." Imagine that! Busted for committing sodomy in public, they’re sent to the slammer - where both are sure to be sodomized!

Traces of a plot deal with various prison intrigues and playful clichés. There’s a gang-up on the Warden’s cute pet snitch (humiliatingly referred to as “Ratboy” by the other horny jailbirds). There’s a haughty butch queen named Ingo (Buddy Jones) who runs the prison from deep inside. There’s a cock-whipped guard who’s knee-bent in Ingo’s servitude. There’s Ingo’s cock-starved bitch-boy, degradingly used as ante in a poker game and then berated for “throwing a rod” in the presence of another player. And, of course, there’s the mystique of the pair of sexy new prisoners (Spears and Martinez), two deliciously hot stud fucks who are both literally fresh (and ample) meat. The Warden lusts for Martinez. Ingo drools for Spears. How fortunate for everyone that their punishment should equal their crime!

Let the faggotries commence!

Things get off to a sizzling start as the muy caliente Tony Ryan gives dreamy football hunk Dave Nelson’s tight pucker hole a tongue shellacking. Next comes a sly twist: Ryan, usually a bottom, slides his greased monster cock deep into the virgin tight ass of Nelson, who’s traditionally a top. These two really get it on feverishly, but even after Nelson creams a load, he continues to go down on Ryan, prompted by Ryan’s brutish verbal abuse. Some sure-to-be-classic one-liners here include, “Eat my juices, man!” and “Put your nose up my…uh…butt, dude!”

Outside, a gaggle of inmates is pumping iron and shooting hoops (keep your eyes peeled for the real ex-cons in this scene, some of whom participate in the pornographic proceedings soon to take place). In a private corner of the playground, Ingo and the hunky new inmate “Luke” (our man Zak - meaty, muscled and adorably furry) get acquainted with each other: Luke deep-chokes Ingo’s uncut plunger and feasts on his excess foreskin; Ingo likewise swallows the new guy’s thick steely rod greedily. After much nut tugging and ass slurping, they engage in a mutual butt-spelunking session atop the bench press.

Next up is a sequence notable for several reasons. It begins with a double suck, as Ingo’s bitch-boy (Vic Hall) blows both Marc Anthony (a stunningly hot chiseled thug with a sexy goatee and a truly magnificent cock) and blonde stud-muffin Cameron Sage, at one point accommodating both thick cocks in his mouth at once. Next, the slurp’d boys tear off Hall’s boxers (speaking of which: since when have Anthony’s Calvin’s been standard issue prison underwear?), and then take turns plowing hard into the bitch-boy’s fuck hole. Some fine overhead camerawork obscures the condoms, so we’re treated to the extended illusion that both Anthony and Sage are giving it to Hall raw. As an added element, note that two of the three cocks here belong to actual ex-cons, one of whom is wearing a (hidden) ankle tracer! And, just for shits-and-giggles, check out the clever naked lady tattoo bitch-boy Hall wears on his abdomen (his navel is her ’gina!).

Next, the Warden (ruggedly handsome beefcake Mark Reed) has a sampling of what new con “Tony Wolf” (super hung Latin hottie Alec Martinez) has to offer. Their scene gets off to a shaky start with some stiff acting, but thankfully their cocks are soon even stiffer and their ravenous appetites for stiffened cock are lustfully indulged. Watch in sordid delight as dominant/submissive roles are toyed with. The bullying red-faced Warden, his veins throbbing at the temples, is the first to kneel and expertly chows all the way down on Martinez’ huge uncut throat-plug (a mean feat considering the length and width - and crookedness - of his bent monster schlong). Then the Warden spit-shines the punk’s shaved hole. But wait. The Joint is a flick that dares to ask the question: “Do you wanna fuck the Warden’s ass?” No sooner instructed to do so, Martinez is lunging his ludicrously large lubricated Latin love lobe laterally into the Warden’s lithe luscious lane of lust.

For the finale, we crosscut between two smokingly hot scenes: Zak abuses a prison guard (Erik Mann) in his cell; and “Ratboy” pigs out on a train of eight huge, pulsating, cum-spewing cocks in the shower. Zak’s verbal domination of the prison guard escalates to sloppy cocksucking (Mann chugs down on Zak’s meat and his own nightstick!), followed by a dynamite fuck-fest throughout which Mann’s muscled ass completely swallows up Zak’s mighty tool.

But it’s the “Suck, Ratboy, Suck” sequence that’s sure to become an instant classic. A big round of applause and a mighty squirt for Drew Peters, whose spectacular, insatiable oral service of a creamy lineup of eight horse-hung stud puppies (all of them over 8”) should guarantee him the award for “Cocksucker of the Year”. Taunted by Ingo (his line is “Suck it, Ratboy!”), Peters drops to his knees and obediently gives his ready cock a velvety tonsil-massage…then the next cock…and the next…and so on. The climax is an incredible sight to behold: the guys are all standing over Ratboy and, within a single unedited shot, they each gush a mighty load all over him, leaving him slathered in a gooey puddle of hot, sticky boy-juice.

Technical aspects are first-rate, particularly the realistic lighting and sound effects. All of the on-set moaning and grunting is punctuated by the clanging, echoing clatter of cellblock noises instead of intrusive disco-porn music. It’s a rather nice touch that conjures up the actual sonic atmosphere of a prison (though it’s too obvious that some audio “effects” are played on a repeating loop).

Another point to mention is that Zak was given uncommon power to select his playmates and co-stars, ensuring that the heat we see in the movie is mutual among all the players - everyone’s obviously into each other and their lusty enthusiasm is sweatily evident onscreen! Also delightfully noteworthy is the fact that each guy pictured on the box is far yummier in the actual movie.

With all these mouth-watering cocks and slobbery deep-throatings, with this much rim-chewing, powerful ass-poundings, bristling buffet of buff, bursting boys and their dirty habits, and with its playful scenario that never takes itself too seriously, The Joint is a rollicking, finger-licking-good treat that’s sure to become a lasting favorite.
-Beef Stroganoff

Notes on the DVD:The audio commentary by director Jim Steel and star Zak Spears is highly informative - and an absolute scream. Among other precious moments, Steel is a hoot to listen to as he cattily points out real ex-cons in one particular scene (“Convict!” “Porn star!” “Convict!”), and Spears candidly delves into the touchy topic of mutual combustible attraction and how it’s easier to convey onscreen when the guys fucking are all turned on by each other (it helps, too, when they’re all, ya know, gay!). Also included are 30 minutes of raw outtakes, a brief interview with Zak and six drool-worthy previews.
-Beef Stroganoff

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