Review

While I think The Cellar is a slightly (read: "seriously") misleading title as it takes place in more of a suburban home's basement, there's still some good stuff here for fans of "fetish-light." There's no plot to speak of, other than an older brooding businessman meeting the Triplets in his living room, asking them if they want a drink, proceeding down to his finished basement, and then starting to have sex. That's literally where the exposition ends. One of the triplets starts jacking off while two others engage in a threeway with Mr. Suit 'n Tie. Over the course of the next ninety minutes more and more already-naked men pop into frame and join in the action. As far as fetish goes, it doesn't really stray too far from armpit sniffing, foot shrimping, one of the triplets fucking a blow-up doll, double dildo play, and some light spanking. The only eye-opening part is a pair of slim guys off to the side: Both are seen making out, jacking off together, before one magically pulls out a sounding rod and starts entering it into his peehole while jacking off. The whole scene culminates in some good fucking (beefy and heavily-inked Jack Dragon is always a welcome sight) before the entire group start a massive circle jerk, all blowing their thick loads on one of the participant's face. Talk about "blinded by the light."

From a technical standpoint the move leaves a bit to be desired. While there are some nicely-done close-up shots of the sex itself, other sequences go on way too long, and the cameraman had a penchant for static wide-shots, which simultaneously baffled and annoyed. Overall not bad though, and the solos on the bonus disc (read more on that below) as well as the behind-the-scenes footage were well done.

This TLA exclusive version contains a 2nd bonus disc called "Made Just for You Vol. 2" that features Triplet solos, a circle jerk, and extensive footage of the Triplets' much talked about first ever visit to the U.S. in which they made appearances as the 2009 GAYVN Video Awards and several press conferences announcing them becoming the first-ever Fleshjack Boys. There's also some footage of them getting ready for parties, in bed, and just looking so damned adorable and edible. (I've met them - they are.) While not groundbreaking, this special edition of The Cellar is certainly something fans will want.

 -- Rick W. Ski

"Every day is different from one day to the next. Some days you're into vanilla while on other days you might crave something much more exciting. The Visconti Triplets also have cravings for wild and exciting new flavors. With age comes experience, and you would be surprised at what you can find in a middle-aged businessman's cellar. Watch as the Visconti Triplets explore their hidden dark sides, spiced up with some fetish fun."