Review

I had been resisting writing my review for the Tenga Rolling Head Cup for a few weeks. My co-workers thought I was just being lazy or procrastinating; I had to explain to them I needed more time to decide if my new toy was either my bestest new friend or a fun-but-sleazy one-night-stand who I never wanted to see again. (Life-altering decisions take time, 'ya know?) I'm happy to report that while we won't be getting married, the Tenga Rolling Head Cup will probably be one of my choice fuck-buddies for the foreseeable future.

When Tenga first hit the market I was totally smitten: I loved the packaging... the videos they did to promote the line... hell, even the names of the products themselves got me all a-twitter: I mean c'mon, who wouldn't want to jab their lovepump into something called the Tenga Deep Throat Cup? I was sort of let down when I finally got to fuck around with their much-ballyhooed Eggs, which I found rather lackluster. (I'm being kind here.) So when I was asked to use and abuse the Tenga Rolling Head Cup I was most certainly excited, but approached the assignment with some trepidation. The good news is that my fears were quickly assuaged - the Tenga Rolling Head Cup and I got along quite nicely.

When I finally got it in my hands, I wasn't quite sure what to "do" with it. I mean, I knew I was gonna stuff my piece into it one way or the other, but the odd accordion-like item coupled with the lack of any usage instructions left me scratching my head for a moment. But I'm a smart boy and after peeling off the plastic outer wrap and flipping it around a few times I was ready and raring to go. Noting that it comes pre-lubed – thanks, Tenga! – I pretty much just rammed into the thing head first – pun intended. Initially it felt a bit tight and a bit cold. I pulled out slowly and watched myself go in and out. (Yes, for a while there I felt like I was conducting an experiment of some sort.) As I tried to push back in, I got "stuck" and almost tossed the thing aside, disappointed and wondering what the hell was wrong with it. Like my compadre Keith Martin experienced when he reviewed the Tenga Air Cushion Cup, I too missed seeing the silver foil tab at the top. (The foil covers a small hole that lets air flow in. Duh.) I peeled it off and slipped Sammy back into the Tenga toy.

Ahhhh... now that's more like it... much better!

Standing at my bathroom sink - yeah, I like to watch - I started off slowly, moving in and out with slow and simple thrusts. I was using the "Standard" version of the Tenga Rolling Head Cup (it's also available in a "Hard" version which grips you tighter, as well as a "Soft" one, which supposedly is, well, softer) and truth be told found it to be a tad tight. Perhaps I was just so used to my beloved Fleshjack, but the slight scraping bothered me for a second... but only a second. The pre-lubed interior still working just fine, I began to thrust more powerfully, first one-handed then two. Now I was getting somewhere! I had a perfect rhythm going and was already getting close. The only drawback? The occasional farting sound it made as I pumped in and out. (Sorry, there’s no better way to put it than that.) I closed the bathroom door since my loft echoes like mad and didn't want a neighbor thinking I had eaten something that was getting its revenge. Within five minutes I had blasted a huge load all over my sink and had a big ol' grin on my face. Yeah, I was in love.

Now, Tenga suggests these as one-use items, but I was determined to recreate my experience a few days later. I made sure not to actually cum inside my beloved, and wiped any residue off the sleeve entrance; I even put the foil tab back on it. The next time I was ready to go - and these things are addictive, btw - everything was fresh as a daisy. I used it twice that night – ahem – and had just as great an experience as I did on our first "date." However, the third time I noticed the Tenga Rolling Head Cup had a slight "used" smell to it; nothing gross but it was noticeable. As stated I didn't cum inside it any of the previous times, but I did wonder if perhaps my manliness coupled with replacing the foil tab was a not such a wise decision. No worries, my Tenga and I are still together and all is well.

On the downside:
The upper "rolling" part of the cup I found more gimmicky than anything else; you can't really move the head around as the press notes state. Not comfortably, anyway. And while I'm definitely enjoying my fling with it, there are probably better masturbators on the market. But there's no doubt at how satisfactory my junk dumps have been while using it and that's really all that matters in the long run, ain't it? So, while I was initially enraptured and enamored and ready to give it a perfect "Four-out-of-Four" star rating, I've come to my senses – and in my sink numerous times – and am giving the Tenga Rolling Head Cup a very strong "Three-out-of-Four." Now excuse me while I remove some more foil tabs...

 -- Keeneye Reeves